Virginhater - Mildly Evil

dont mind me just browzing. how do you spell that

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

science a few years ago: thc may be beneficial sometimes perhaps???

science now: not like that

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

Amazing work from @mimles on insta

me to my girlfriend even though it's mostly because she dislocated her knee in 5th grade and it was such an intense story my brother told me about it and I just held onto that information until I actually met and talked to her five years later

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

get with the program

lets scream with mama