Twilight (2008) // Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

gladys is grumpy one moment and so sweet the next. she tortures my heart.

stardew valley fanart

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

who up hating pop psychology

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Could really go for a crisp 56 degree October day with fall scented candles burning, wearing my favorite sweatshirt, && cookies baking in the oven right now.

Twin boys

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

sucks I have to pay my wallet to hold onto my money for me