Whoever Decided To Turn Daisy Bell Into A Spooky Dookie Creepypasta Song Is Fucking Evil. That Computer

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

going insane on girls night (rosh hashanah)

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona

Caffeine is good for you and will never hurt you and you should drink more caffeine now

pee-yew ! stinky ahh frog

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

the internet is so fun. my brain function is slwoing every day.