Mixing Caffeine With Allergy Meds First Thing In The Morning Hell Yeah Baby

Sorry for the lack of posts! I have been coughing up small amounts of black bile and grappling with visions of my own fleeting mortality

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

There’s always a little truth behind “just kidding”, a little knowledge behind “I don’t know”, a little emotion behind “I don’t care”, and a little pain behind “It’s okay”.

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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

what's wrong babe you're barely anything

“people who have never left their home towns are so small minded and boring” is something I wish we could leave behind because on one hand it’s an incredibly classist statement (what if they don’t have the money to leave? what if they have family obligations? why is the default to call them uninteresting when they didn’t have the funds or privilege to go to school or travel?) and on the other………….have we considered that some ppl are happy? that keeping roots in the soil you were born, staying in a community that nourishes you, isn’t embarrassing or shameful?