He Was So Desperate. The Closet Is Made Of Glass

me to my girlfriend even though it's mostly because she dislocated her knee in 5th grade and it was such an intense story my brother told me about it and I just held onto that information until I actually met and talked to her five years later

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

country music used to be about cowboys and being a fruity little rebel. now its all about how to fuck a tractor or be racist or something

i bet on crazy frogs

If you aren’t choosing 5, you need help. 

Cassandra Clare should have to apologize about that

why cant i not go to work when i dont feel like it and still get paid

Alternating

don't have the rain power to work on my methods section but I do have the energy to play the sims for 10 hours

haha i feel like we've got chemistry *starts sobbing and pissing a little*