one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.
nevertheless, we ball
The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument
what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
write hard and clear,
about what hurts.
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Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger
I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.
Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.
told my dad I’m gonna be Spock for Halloween and he immediately went “Are you gonna have a Kirk for your Spock?” what a way for my father to call me bitchless
I am so normal about these two
ghost boy(s), he/him/his/they, midtwenties, “academia coded boy but he’s done his degree and works at a bar and does all his reading on the subway” — both a boy and a system (woaw)
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