Absolute Worst One Is The Period Tracker App That I Have To Log HRT Sending Me Random Notifications Asking Me If I’m On My Period Or Not - Blog Posts

viridian-ghost

6 months ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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obvs Duolingo is the og perpetrator of this nonsense but yeah I have like 5 or 6 other apps that also want to send me notifications being like “you haven’t taken care of this yet and um yeah okay little app on my phone for sorting through old pictures have you considered that I have 0% of my life together rn ? and that you are so not my top priority? absolute worst one is the period tracker app that I have to log HRT sending me random notifications asking me if I’m on my period or not because if my last one was only like 12 days ago why the fuck would I be and follow up question why the fuck would you jumpscare me like that? adjfhsgs

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