“dark Academia” Which, As We All Know, Is When Boy Makes Himself Gargoyle-on-top-of-an-old-building-shaped

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED

THE MOUNTAIN HAPPENED SO FUCKING CLOSE TO KAER MORHEN 

THIS DICKHEAD REALLY PULLED A “breakup with your boyfriend at the grocery store nearest your house” MOVE

AT LEAST HOLD IT IN UNTIL HE WON’T HAVE TO CALL AN UBER, ASSHOLE

cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

('Hairy Locomotion' c.1959 by Remedios Varo)

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

Or earlier! Any red state can turn blue if enough voters turn out.