Dear Professor I Cant Seem To Lock In. Its So Over

when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

actual tears running down my face

once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet

bright out

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

made a crab out of paper,, life is good