vividven
declining metal health and Jorge's making it worse
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professor mcgonagall accidentally calling james "evans" in their 6th year, and lily yelling "oi evans!" to call him after that (he pretended he hated it but would run to his room and giggle into his pillow after that)
“James Potter was a summer person”
“James Potter was a winter person”
James Potter couldn’t pick a favorite season because he didn’t want to hurt the other season’s feelings.
i don't hate snape's new casting because im racist, i hate it because of the trend in hollywood of casting black characters/characters of colour in roles of villains/morally corrupt people, and now the snape hate in the show will have an undertone of racism and children watching the show will subconsciously develop a slight disdain for the black community due to one of the only black characters in the show being horrible.
bbnos being the new benadryl cucumberpatch???
Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭
everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.
"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"
"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"
"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"
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"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"
"effie calm down love-"
"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"
"EFFIE!"
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"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."
"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"
"Did he just murder his teacher"
"I believe so"
...
"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"
"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"
..
"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"
"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"
"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."
"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."
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"oh harry."
"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"
"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"
"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"
"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"
"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."
"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."
"Monty!"
...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"
"effie-"
"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"
"EFFIE!"
percy weasley had a rat as a pet for the sole reason of using it as a test subject for all his spells and experiments.
halfway though his fourth year, percy had spilt extremely flammable potion onto the very conscious peter pettigrew and the rat suffered severe burns.
in the weeks that it took to recover, all peter could think of was how the voldemort would have done was kill him had he refused to give up the potters' location, and how the fate he had subjected himself to was one worse than death.
effie and monty looking judging harrys bs in heaven #2 because i need more of these
"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"
"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"
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"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"
"yes he did"
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"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"
"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"
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"He's just like James, isn't he?"
"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"
"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."
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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"
"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"
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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"
"Monty-"
"She could really use some Sleekeazy"
"Monty!"
...
"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"
"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"
"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"
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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"
"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"
"he gets it from you, monty."
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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"
"be nice monty"
"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"
"monty!"
"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"
"MONTY!"
endeavour they could never make me like you
Marauders as shit my friends have said #2
"God, Sirius I can't believe you're insinuating that id ever earn my own money. i mean do I look like a hard worker to you?"
- Regulus Arcturus Black when asked about his career choice
marauders as shit my friends have said #1
*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*
Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia
YALL I FOUND THE PERFECT REGULUS FANCAST
Found him in my sister's English textbook. Just IMAGINE him with longer hair
The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.
had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
I was hanging out with my sister and she just asked me "I feel sleepy all the time do I have Necrophilia?"
she meant narcolepsy
God bless that one creator on insta keeping the Walburga Black angst alive. God bless
Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅
I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE
brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now
i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself
this but with stanford/stanley pines
not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy
Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?
Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..
Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..
Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..
Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions
Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..
Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)
Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..
Shermie Pines, seeing Stanford for the first time: I can't believe it! Stanley Pines, back from the dead!
Stanford: oh, right. Yes. Tis I. Stanley Pines.
Stanley, rolling his eyes: okay, so admittedly I took my brother's identity. I'm Stanley, that's Stanford
Dipper and Mabel's mom, gasping: why on Earth would you lie about something like that?!
Stanley: to be so real with you, I was really drunk when I was put in charge of making that gravestone. In my defense, Stanford and Stanley are two very similar names
Dipper and Mabel's dad: I'm having a hard time processing this. Where have you been hiding all this time? And why?
Stanley: uh, he was in witness protection! He was hiding from his, uhm, crazy ex!
Shermie: that's awful! Your ex was so bad that you needed to go into witness protection?
Stanford: Bill didn't take the divorce well.
Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨
stanley pines has never looked better and i hate to say that his greasy, sleazy, cheapskate personality is actually doing it for me and i hate it
Mondy learning Harwin is Alys's little bro.
Aemond grumbling about Luke: My nephew-
Alys holding his hands lovingly: OUR nephew 😌
Aemond:
ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt
Aemond: I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple: when we were little, I tucked my sister into bed and she stared past me for a few seconds, then said "The Wall People don't like you." After that, kids and I went simpatico. Aegon: Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.
Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real
daeron, on the phone with alicent: mom, he's in the kitchen again. aemond, reading a cake recipe aloud: "beat three eggs." aemond: in what? hand to hand combat? alicent: GET HIM OUT.
Crispin Cole wanting Rhaenyra to be his trophy wife versus Harwin Strong wanting to be Rhaenyra's trophy wife