I Feel Like, In Warrior Of The Mind, When Athena And Odysseus Interact For The First Time It’s Less

this but with stanford/stanley pines

percy weasley had a rat as a pet for the sole reason of using it as a test subject for all his spells and experiments.

halfway though his fourth year, percy had spilt extremely flammable potion onto the very conscious peter pettigrew and the rat suffered severe burns.

in the weeks that it took to recover, all peter could think of was how the voldemort would have done was kill him had he refused to give up the potters' location, and how the fate he had subjected himself to was one worse than death.

not kissing a vampire after they drink your blood is like not kissing someone after they give you head. Where’s your class. intimacy

Shermie Pines, seeing Stanford for the first time: I can't believe it! Stanley Pines, back from the dead!

Stanford: oh, right. Yes. Tis I. Stanley Pines.

Stanley, rolling his eyes: okay, so admittedly I took my brother's identity. I'm Stanley, that's Stanford

Dipper and Mabel's mom, gasping: why on Earth would you lie about something like that?!

Stanley: to be so real with you, I was really drunk when I was put in charge of making that gravestone. In my defense, Stanford and Stanley are two very similar names

Dipper and Mabel's dad: I'm having a hard time processing this. Where have you been hiding all this time? And why?

Stanley: uh, he was in witness protection! He was hiding from his, uhm, crazy ex!

Shermie: that's awful! Your ex was so bad that you needed to go into witness protection?

Stanford: Bill didn't take the divorce well.

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

missing my #1 oldtown hater queen

Do we have a greatest real estate developer community????

Tell me this wasn’t how The Lost Hero started

“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”

effie and monty looking judging harrys bs in heaven #2 because i need more of these

"DID MINERVA JUST MAKE HARRY SEEKER????"

"THE YOUNGEST SEEKER IN YEARS OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD"

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"did harry just talk to the bloody snake"

"yes he did"

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"WHY WOULD YOU FOLLOW THE CREEPY VOICES HARRY"

"HARRY RUN THE OTHER DIRECTION YOU'LL GET YOURSELF ARRESTED AT THIS RATE"

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"He's just like James, isn't he?"

"At least James didn't get himself into near death situations every five minutes HARRY FLY DOWN THE DEMENTORS WILL KILL YOU"

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT GO TO HOGSMEADE BECAUSE HIS PERMISSION SLIP ISNT SIGNED???? HE DOESNT HAVE ANY PARENTS TO SIGN IT!"

"Honestly I expected better from Minerva."

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"Of all the names he could have chosen, why would you call it Dumbledore's Army????"

"They're just kids monty they don't know any better"

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"Good lord have you seen that girl's hair from the back"

"Monty-"

"She could really use some Sleekeazy"

"Monty!"

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"DID SHE JUST CUT HARRYS HAND???"

"DELORES YOU FUCKING BITCH GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GRANDSON"

"OH NO SHE DID NOT PUT ME BACK ON EARTH I NEED TO HAUNT THIS BIT-"

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"HARRY DO NOT FOLLOW THE MALFOY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? HARRY!"

"harry dear i know he's your mortal enemy but that doesn't mean YOU ALMOST KILL HIM!"

"he gets it from you, monty."

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"ALBUS SEVERUS? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT"

"be nice monty"

"WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR KID AFTER THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MOST OF YOUR LIFE'S HARDSHIPS"

"monty!"

"GOOD LORD THAT NAME IS WORSE THAN MINE"

"MONTY!"