Dolly Parton Has Come To Do A Show In My Town. We Couldn't Afford Tickets, So Me And My Mom Sold My Stepdad

in my shigadabi brainrot era folks

Yummylicious

Dabi stare tho 👀

Crispin Cole wanting Rhaenyra to be his trophy wife versus Harwin Strong wanting to be Rhaenyra's trophy wife

Realized I forgot to post it here but Bahubali as Vines Part 1 ✨

this but with stanford/stanley pines

hermes: "don't thank me, friend-"

odysseus: see, Athena? at least he considers me a friend

athena:

athena: he's your grandfather

"polities, gear up"

Polities : *packs 600 friendship bands*

Ding dong ditch with my grandson I'm dying 😭😭😭

everyone talks about lily and james looking over everyone in heaven and being so done w their shit but what abt euphemia and fleamont because just imagine.

"WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM ON THE DOORSTEP HE'S GOING TO DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA"

"monty im sure his aunt and uncle will find him and take care of him before that happens love"

"WHY ARE THEY PLAYING DING DONG DITCH WITH MY GRANDSON"

...

"OH NO THEY DID NOT PUT MY GRANDSON IN A CUPBOARD"

"effie calm down love-"

"CALM DOWN???? CALM DOWN???? THEYRE STARVING MY GRANDSON AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?? PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN HAUNT THESE BITCHES-"

"EFFIE!"

...

"WHY IS VOLDEMORT BACK HARRY GET OUT OF THERE."

"THOSE FLAMES ARE NOT SAFE HARRY NO"

"Did he just murder his teacher"

"I believe so"

...

"WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO THE CREEPY DARK CHAMBER OF DEATH HARRY NO"

"I'm sure he'll survive- IS THAT TOM RIDDLE HARRY GET OUT OF THERE"

..

"WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT OF YOUR DORMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE A MURDERER WANTS TO MURDER YOU HARRY"

"WHY DOES OUR GRANDSON HAVE A DEATH WISH"

"SIRIUS WHY NOT JUST TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED INSTEAD OF SOUNDING EVEN MORE GUILTY THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DRAMA."

"SIRIUS THIS IS NOT HOW WE RAISED YOU! SIRIUS."

...

"oh harry."

"THATS NOT MOODY THAT'S A DEATH EATER! HARRY!"

"DON'T GO TO THE MINISTRY HARRY NO!"

"MERLIN'S BEARD SIRIUS WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO CLOSE TO THE VEIL YOU COULD FALL INTO IT"

"I'm sure he won't be that stupi- GOD DAMN IT!"

"HARRY DONT CHASE AFTER HER LISTEN TO UNCLE REMUS HARRY."

"Oh for fucks sake give me a break."

"Monty!"

...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAISED HIM TO DIE"

"effie-"

"PUT ME BACK ON EARTH SO I CAN KILL THIS MAN MYSELF"

"EFFIE!"

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

Girlderat bonding over being fucking cowards together 💫✨💅

I JUST FOUND OUT ABT GILDERAT HELPPPPPPPPP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A THING WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE

brb chat im gonna go binge read gilderat fanficiton now

Aemond: I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple: when we were little, I tucked my sister into bed and she stared past me for a few seconds, then said "The Wall People don't like you." After that, kids and I went simpatico. Aegon: Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.