There's Two Wolves Inside You

professor mcgonagall accidentally calling james "evans" in their 6th year, and lily yelling "oi evans!" to call him after that (he pretended he hated it but would run to his room and giggle into his pillow after that)

marauders as shit my friends have said #1

*Sirius to James sometime after finding out about Jegulus*

Pointing out my daddy issues doesn't excuse your pedophilia

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.

hermes: "don't thank me, friend-"

odysseus: see, Athena? at least he considers me a friend

athena:

athena: he's your grandfather

this but with stanford/stanley pines

Aegon : my mom got married yesterday and the bride (rhaenyra) started her vows with "Ali, you are a bully" and proceeded to give like 50 examples of how she's bullied her in the last 10 years, and then she said "but you are MY bully, and I love you for it" and I started bawling. love is real

In the light of mha finally ending. Fuck Endeavour. Fuck every narrative that villainised victims of abuse AND ONLY THE VICTIMS OF ABUSE.

Odysseus rn:

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Aemond: I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple: when we were little, I tucked my sister into bed and she stared past me for a few seconds, then said "The Wall People don't like you." After that, kids and I went simpatico. Aegon: Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of.