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missing my #1 oldtown hater queen

Tell me this wasn’t how The Lost Hero started

I love this loser so much it hurts.

ned having nightmares about lyanna dying in a bed of her own blood and the first thing that happens when he wakes up is jon fucking snow screaming about “I AM THE YOUNG DRAGON” omg i know ned’s tummy hurt

percy weasley had a rat as a pet for the sole reason of using it as a test subject for all his spells and experiments.

halfway though his fourth year, percy had spilt extremely flammable potion onto the very conscious peter pettigrew and the rat suffered severe burns.

in the weeks that it took to recover, all peter could think of was how the voldemort would have done was kill him had he refused to give up the potters' location, and how the fate he had subjected himself to was one worse than death.

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

The running joke that Lloyd could pull all the dilf dick he wanted if he were so inclined will never not be funny.

daeron, on the phone with alicent: mom, he's in the kitchen again. aemond, reading a cake recipe aloud: "beat three eggs." aemond: in what? hand to hand combat? alicent: GET HIM OUT.

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

we were girls together