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Oh no, I’ve failed to gain an internet child’s respect what shall I do?

Sorry m8, but if you think I have the capacity to shit give about your respect for me, you have another thing befalling you B)

reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium

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okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

This just reaffirms unto me that my little pony is actually a deeply rooted narrative about the nature of class systems, wherein it follows a character who, perchance, was born in the right environment to have royal ties, higher education than the average noble class because of this and, when having displayed themselves to be a potential threat with the skillset they have they become indoctrinated into the royal family. This mind you, was easily done by the royal family requesting they keep a daily report happening as they are tasked with observing the daily lives of the middle and lower class citizens.

Mlp is very clearly a deeply thought out warning to society about how easily one can be swayed into another person's goals and ambitions while fully believing that this is what they too wish to have.

my little pony is problematic because it promotes a positive view of monarchy and subtly suggests the inferiority of earth ponies, none of which are represented in the royal family. also notice how equestria's monarchs call themselves princesses rather than queens, projecting a false image of innocence to their subjects. they should have unionized and sent celestia to the glue factory

~ cutie marx

Didn't know they were making a live action jjba film

Lizzy Yusuff by Mara Hoffman for Mara Hoffman Campaign Fall 2020

“oh wow you’re that old?? I thought you would have been older because you seem so much more mature“

thanks, I’ve developed a fear of losing connections to other people and being rejected socially through a history of being isolated in my room every day and being called gay boy not just by other students but one of the school counsellors and rather than therapy I just attached myself to self loathing and isolation and I will break apart at the sightest display of acceptance :D

I was just reminded about Ken Penders and holy shit what the fuck is that man anymore, like mans legit over here thinking knukles is his or some shit.

How To Jack Stauber:

1. Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Kick Snare Ki

2. Either bitchin’ bassline or gentle guitar (we have selected bitchin’ bassline for this example)

3. Use assorted shitty keyboards to fill out the arrangement

4. Yell a bunch of random shit, making sure to sound like the ghost that haunts a flooded theater

5. Record to tape and melt the goddamn tape

I'd consider helping him find his tortoise brethren, but that'd be an insult to tortoises

what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?

like to murder him in cold blood

reblog to murder him in cold blood

I hate every single one of you for calling me a Dave strider, now I'm going to go a wear my sunglasses again

every guy with blonde hair and an association with the color red that has a worrisome past and emotional issues he covers up with a pair of sunglasses is by definition a Dave Strider and tragically this does include kobra kid