Me Too

Super paper mario for the wii is a good game and here’s why [spoilers]

Legit the best part is when a koopa troopa yells BYOOOOORT in response to being brain washed. The way brain washing works in the story is bad but I can’t get over the BYOOOOORT. There’s also an entire chapter dedicated to letting my mans Squirps take a shit and like, space travel for the shitter.

Is gameplay meh at times? absolutely but also please why was the intro scene peach and bowser unwilfully marrying??? like excuse me Bleck but using bondage tactics doesn’t make for a legitimate marriage agreement??

also getting chunked is an actually scary thing to hear

Francis the chameleon is fucking wild why does this game have a dating game segment and why does his boss battle have him trying to vore you??

Why does a convict yell HOT GIRL ALERT. WHY IS THE MAID A SPIDER also confirmed slave labour and in the same story segment you pull a sage from the toilet????????

Austin kangaroo from the backyardigans is a fuckboi 100%

Bowser refusing to help peach and mario at first, only agreeing because there’d be no world for him to rule otherwise is a mood, and his refusal to be called sweet just screams me too.

a shady boi was in a loving relationship with a butterfly who is also a pointer but like hypnotism girl also loves the shady boi and it’s just an ouchers moment when rejected. And yes I know she wasn’t originally a butterfly, nor is she technically a butterfly I think??? idk but still they get back together and you know, mans be still in love with her. Honestly tho, good for them, physical form means nothing to them which is just, yeah I wish society was just like that but maybe not to the extreme of fucking an insect but you do you ig

Mr L is cool as fuck but dude imagine if he was Luigi or some shit

MARIO GOES TO ACTUAL HELL AND LIVES

Looks like a jjba character

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My mind is broken and my body is tired.

maybe my mind is broken enough to get addicted to blinking

then I’d welcome you into the coalition, however I’m too afraid to

how about if i get more scared than everyone combined

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I will never forget the day I was threatened to be stabbed during math class, just to have the same guy offer me a blowey for my drink later on.

All for frog, and frog for all

If you do not believe in this wisdom you have failed as a person.

Frog gang is best gang

college is all about going up and down stairs