Why Does It Feel Abnormal To Be Seeing Colours Rn

Dwarf gecko’s are fucking aaaaaaaa, I love you bb gecko boi

Would this be a good way to start the story or not? I'd like opinions so as to better the story for others

the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?

🎃Trick or Treat!🎃

🍭🍬rb this post to give the person you rbed this from a piece of their favorite candy!🍬🍭

“oh wow you’re that old?? I thought you would have been older because you seem so much more mature“

thanks, I’ve developed a fear of losing connections to other people and being rejected socially through a history of being isolated in my room every day and being called gay boy not just by other students but one of the school counsellors and rather than therapy I just attached myself to self loathing and isolation and I will break apart at the sightest display of acceptance :D

If I’m driving and you come up tail-gating me to an absurd level in a pickup or a jeep, don’t be surprised to hear a very loud FUCK YEAAAAAA or YOU DRIVE WITH A COCK THAT BIG? because I use those tactics to confuse and halt idiots on the road

FUCKING, PLEASEEE, I can't, holy shit this has killed me. I have spent so many god damned hours reading that comic, I can't, if I see this during the movie I am going to fucking explode, I just laughed for 30 minutes. This can't be real?? It can't right?????

The conversation concluded with the question "how would one effectively fillet an orphan"

What percentage of orphan is required to construct a human? -literally a conversation I just had

height shame isn’t about how tall YOU are. it’s about whether your younger sibling is taller than you or not.

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