If I’m Driving And You Come Up Tail-gating Me To An Absurd Level In A Pickup Or A Jeep, Don’t Be

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The crab war on buckets has begun

im trying to nap but i cant because i can overhear my mom being radicalized in the living room

Oh boy I sure do love waiting the entire day to be told when my class is, only to be told 15 minutes after the start of the class :D

So I've binged 620 chapters of one piece. My thoughts so far are:

1) fuck thriller bark.

2) I exclusively read the reindeer as if he has a thick russian accent and you can't stop me otherwise.

3) the whale's name is hoe.

4) usopp the great is great

5) wtf how have I binged 620 chapters in so little time wtf is wrong with me

6) Luffy is Asexual as fuck and it's the funniest shit to me, like bro see's a woman nude and goes "yo you know where I can find some food? I'm feeling a lil hungry rn" or like, someone will say smth to make the other guys swoon and luffy's just like "damn bro that's crazy, you got any food?"

7) bird's eyes have a pivot point at the peak of the bottom line for her eyes, yes, fuck you, I've ruined how you see characters face, I'm not sorry

8) this face

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Why does my dad always assume that me being tired is because I was up late? Like bro just let me be tired and not be judgy ye basterd

you ever just, absolutely ruin your wrists for 2 hours? or am I just brain broken? my right wrist is like one of them clicky buttons that just make you wanna push em now

I want tumblr to tally specifically the amount of prorn bots someone has blocked, that way I can show ppl like "yeah, this is my prorn corner of my blocks. I am very proud of my collection :)"

Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked