Why Does My Dad Always Assume That Me Being Tired Is Because I Was Up Late? Like Bro Just Let Me Be Tired

The term sexyman has been forever ruined for me, why do i still use this site

i love cecil wtnv but hot take he is NOT a sexyman

are y’all safe or screwed

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(

I call her Luna, and honestly, this just reflects my mental state rn

why does it feel abnormal to be seeing colours rn

Oh no, I’ve failed to gain an internet child’s respect what shall I do?

Sorry m8, but if you think I have the capacity to shit give about your respect for me, you have another thing befalling you B)

I feel nothing

hmmm

my dentist: hey I see your wisdom teeth seem to be coming in, have you been experience any pain or irritation?

me: not really, I’ll have the occasional moment where I’m aware of them being there, but it’s not constant you know?

my dentist: okay so we got someone who specializes in wisdom tooth removal, I’ll ask them when they come in later today if they’d be able to remove yours

me: o-okay

But as it turns out, Sonic was not fast enough.

merry christmas eve to this post only

So today I found out that tumblr notifications can and will just ship you with someone else. Thanks tumblr for reminding me that I barely use you