One Piece Is A Mistake But Is Still Fun - Blog Posts

So I've binged 620 chapters of one piece. My thoughts so far are:

1) fuck thriller bark.

2) I exclusively read the reindeer as if he has a thick russian accent and you can't stop me otherwise.

3) the whale's name is hoe.

4) usopp the great is great

5) wtf how have I binged 620 chapters in so little time wtf is wrong with me

6) Luffy is Asexual as fuck and it's the funniest shit to me, like bro see's a woman nude and goes "yo you know where I can find some food? I'm feeling a lil hungry rn" or like, someone will say smth to make the other guys swoon and luffy's just like "damn bro that's crazy, you got any food?"

7) bird's eyes have a pivot point at the peak of the bottom line for her eyes, yes, fuck you, I've ruined how you see characters face, I'm not sorry

8) this face