Just Play Faster Smh My Head 8)

I can only draw on paper, so I thought it would totally be a good idea to try creating my own comic series like this

Lungs fucking slap

Like bro, I fucking use these to live??? fucking whack, and I get to make lumps of coal out of them if I want to by smoking a ciggy? fuck yeah, you bet lil timmy’s getting coal for christmas if I ever say fuck it, time to die and smoke a ciggy.

Gecko’s are pog

so much hate on the dash rb to hug the person you reblogged this from <3

GOOOOOOOD

So it took me a moment to process that it says "cone" and not "come". To which I still ask, who is neon and are they being taken?

so poisoned by online irony i expected this to say something rude and swear you know subverting our expectations of this well dressed gentleman but he’s so so so fucking right

“oh wow you’re that old?? I thought you would have been older because you seem so much more mature“

thanks, I’ve developed a fear of losing connections to other people and being rejected socially through a history of being isolated in my room every day and being called gay boy not just by other students but one of the school counsellors and rather than therapy I just attached myself to self loathing and isolation and I will break apart at the sightest display of acceptance :D

Now all that's missing is for there to be the tumblr visit equivalent to a rise in teen pregnancies and thus creating a debate to pretty much the effectiveness of abstinence.

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

Signs and their months on an alignment chart

Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(