frankly, having mutuals has ruined me. i can't see a train without immediately going "ohh, my train mutual would love this," or hearing someone talk about a celebrity without going "that's the man my mutual wants to tie up and put in a deep fryer."
the amount of letters in your full name is now your forever age. what is it?
This just in, walked out of the building to see a kid as dressed Waldo, dressed as the grim reaper.
Joy regained
Just about cried during a maths test because I completely blanked on the question about the one thing I spent an hour studying just so I could understand it.
Life is hell
reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
why does it feel abnormal to be seeing colours rn
The term sexyman has been forever ruined for me, why do i still use this site
i love cecil wtnv but hot take he is NOT a sexyman
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
See, I don't check this social network all that often, but when I do I simply don't regret it
Hey man, vultures are cool but why can't I like vultures AND copulate with mineself >:(
same here but I’ve ended up locked in the basement, some seem to have titled this place as hell, idk but I’m stuck here and god won’t let me out :(
when god closes a door i lock it