Touch? In MY Stanley Parable?? That’s Not Supposed To Happen. I Do Believe An Out-of-map Crisis Is

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Pero buatefack

Seconds after, Narrator fell over. He… doesn’t know how to walk just yet. He made this form because he wants tumblr to love him.

all the tips I found for drawing a fantasy map are like :) “here’s a strategy to draw the land masses! here’s how to plot islands!” :) and that’s wonderful and I love them all but ??? how? do y'all decide where to put cities/mountains/forests/towns I have my map and my land but I’m throwing darts to decide where the Main Citadel where the Action Takes Place is

So I found a site that does a subscription box for your period- it sends you basics like hygiene products, pain medication as well as snacks and pampering stuff to make you feel good, 

but the best thing is they have a specialty boxes, like vegan or kosher only snacks but also 

they specifically offer boxes for menstruating guys and nb folks. 

which is pretty darn cool.

it’s called bonjourjolie and I think it’s 1000% awesome tbh 

No use crying over spilt pilk!

He’s a sore loser, congrats @rosetta222 on winning! Your Narrator deserves a flower crown!

@voidofstarryink VS @rosetta222

“May the best narrator win”

Signed the narrator 🦐

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.