I MEAN-

Prompt List

1. “I should go.”

  “Or you could stay a little longer.”

2. “Emergency dance party?”

3. “Okay, I know I’m evil and all that jazz, but I have standards too.”

4. “I’d punch you, but that’d ruin your perfect face.”

5. “Please remember that I love you.”

6. “You are actually Satan, oh my god.”

7. “Why are you aggressively stripping?”

8. “Wow, I am so in love with you… just wow.”

9. “I can’t trust you anymore.”

8. “(Y/N) no-”

  “(Y/N) YES.”

10. “Listen, do you want to face the wrath of a 7 year old girl?”

11. “I’m fine, stop asking me that.”

12. “I totally let you win.”

13. “Because i’m Batman? Duh?”

14. “Oh, wow… jeez, holy crap, wow you are so pretty.”

15. “Ow, oka- OW, CAN YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR PILLOW?!”

16. “I can’t be in love with you! I have a reputation to uphold!”

17. “Accio!”

   “Babe… you’re not actually a wizard.”

18. “Oooh, kinky~.”

19. “Say something!”

20. “You know I can’t do this without you.”

21. “Guess who broke their nose! Me. It’s me. I broke my nose.”

22. “So is this intentional, or…?”

23. “AHHH! Kill it! Kill it! For Christ’s sake kill it!!”

24. “I think I’m adorable.”

25. “I am so lucky to have you. You’re wonderful. I love you. Okay bye.”

26. “I’m sorry, you don’t understand how bad I feel about this.”

27. “Jesus! What the hell, I thought you were dying!”

30. “You’re allowed to be happy, y’know.”

31. “Don’t be alarmed. I’m going to kiss you.”

32. “I’m trying to hate you. I now realize that was a stupid idea.”

33. “You have fanfiction eyes. How is that even possible?!”

34. “Do us both a favour and leave me alone.”

35. “Where do we go from here?”

36. “Off, off, off! You’re getting crumbs on my bed.”

37. “Who do you think you are?”

38. “We did it! We actually did it!”

39. “That’s rough buddy.”

40. “You know I love you, but stop making me into memes.”

41. “I didn’t say KILL him!”

42. “So… this is a date, yeah?”

43. “Did I do it wrong?”

44. “Please don’t leave me.”

45. “I made a promise and I’ll be damned if I don’t keep it.”

46. “Here! Let me kiss it better.”

47. “ ‘Don’t worry,’ you said. ‘It’ll be fine,’  you said.”

48. “I forgive you.”

49. “Haha, suckers!”

50. “Not to be dramatic or anything, but you are literally the most beautiful person that has and will ever walk the Earth.”

51. “Oh nothing, just planning on overthrowing the current king of England.”

“There is no king of England?”

52. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting that…”

53. “What is happening right now?”

54. “Wait you were serious?”

55. “Let’s be honest. This isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”

57. “Mine.”

58. “Would I ever lie?”

59. “Lets poke it with a stick!”

   “Do NOT poke it!”

60. “Stop looking at me like that.”

61. “Can you please just talk to me like a normal person?!”

62. “Some things are meant to be.”

63. “My hero~!”

64. “Did you just grab my ass?”

65. “You have powers?”

66. “You taste like raspberries.”

67. “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see anything.”

68. “If you tell anybody, no one will find your remains.”

69. “C’mon give me a chance!”

70. “I can’t breathe right now!”

71. “Here, take my jacket.”

72. “You’re wrong and I’m gonna prove it.”

73. “I-I’m not c-crying, shut up.”

74. “This was your idea!”

75. “You so owe me for this!”

76. “You’re my soulmate?”

77. “Quick, hide in that closet!”

78. “Shit, that’s a lot of blood…”

79. “I love you, I love you, I love you, oh my gosh I love you!”

80. “Get off your cute ass and help me!”

81. “I’m sorry I upset you.”

82. “I’ve watched every episode of Hell’s Kitchen, of course I know how to cook.”

84. “You just tried to kill me!”

85. “You… you drugged my coffee?!”

86. “Listen, that is definitely not normal.”

87. “Do you miss her?”

88. “Last time I am ever get into the car with you!”

89. “We should totally make out now.”

90. “Come here.”

    “Why?”

    “Just come here.”

    “No! You’re gonna do something, I know it!”

91. “For some reason, I’m attracted to you.”

92. “You dared me to!”

    “I didn’t think you’d actually do it!”

93. “You… you wouldn’t understand, okay?”

94. “This is all your fault.”

95. “It’s lonely here without you.”

96. “That wasn’t subtle. Like at all.”

97. “You can’t hide in your room forever.”

98. “Maybe I just really like you!”

99. “You’re my home now.”

100. “Didn’t know you wanted to get into my pants that badly.”

me every time netflix announces they're canceling another show

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars: Episode 1- The Phantom Menace (1999)

What would y’all say if I stated writing imagines? You guys are welcome to request!!

Hey lovely! I don't know if I ever told you this, but I am a makeup artist in training and I would love to make a makeup look in memory of your father. Do you know what his two or even three favorite colors were?

AW??? Omg seriously how on earth did I get friends like you??

I'm not entirely sure about his fave colors but uhhh if I'll just tell colors that bring him to my mind and maybe you can be inspired from that/choose from those??

The typical camouflage brings him to my mind since we went to walk in the forest a lot + fishing when I was little. I think that any colors of the nature would be his jam sooo different shades of green are good and other nature colors (shades of brown, shades of red/orange/autumn etc).

ALSO Lapland was close to his heart as his whole family is from North Ostrobothnia (<- link to English Wikipedia page) so for example aurora colors could also be him 🤔 (I have a lot of Lapland memories with him too as we went there every single summer for like 10 years)

(And I don't mean you'd use all these colors XD You can choose which colors do you want to use around a topic because I don't really know if he even had any fave colors or if he had thought about it)

How do you fall back in love with life?

clean your room.  clean space, uncluttered space, space that doesn’t have miasma clinging to it can work wonders.  clean the dishes.  sweep.  take out the trash.  peel the clothes off the floor and wash them, and then actually fold/hang them.  take a long shower.  scrub behind your knees.  brush your teeth.  (this can be utterly exhausting, but try to get it done in a day, if you can.  the end result is worth it.)

pull out your notebook.  it doesn’t need to be a new notebook, but preferably one that you don’t usually write in, or that you haven’t touched in a while.  fuck moleskins.  the yellow legal pad will work fine.  sit in your room, or in the park, or in the library, and write a list.  count clouds.  describe all the colors that you see, and note patterns that arise.  sketch the cracks in the walls.  note the shape light makes when it enters a space.  talk about what the air tastes like, smells like.  what sounds are there?  even the white nose, break that down: air planes, fans, cicadas, anything.  remind yourself that you are sitting in the middle of a space brimming with detail.  remind yourself that you are not in nothingness and emptiness.  your world is fathomless.  it has potential.

drink cold water and try to eat something that isn’t processed.  it does not need to be fancy.  buy yourself an apple with the change between your couch cushions.  eat it outside.  if you’re someone who walks, walk somewhere afterwards, just to stretch your legs.  take your fucking meds.  remember that its a good thing that you are inside your body.  your body is a fantastic and endlessly intricate machine, and even though society has smacked a bunch of poisonous ideas on it, that doesn’t change its inherent worth and splendor.  take care of it.

read a novel.  underline your favorite lines, and write phrases that twist your heart inside your chest on the back of your hand with an ink pen.  read a novel like it’s poetry.  read poetry, something decadent but unpretentious.  watch a movie you haven’t seen before.  if there are free art galleries near you, walk through one.  take your time.  let yourself bask.  if there are patterns in what makes your soul ache, write those patterns down – marbles arches or soot crumbling bricks or dandelions or descriptions of dresses or whatever it is, write them down.

your chosen family is important.  remember, they picked you as much as you picked them.  the love has no obligation.  it is given freely and it is given from a place of compassion.  you are not a burden.  if you need to breathe, take a minute by yourself and just exist, but remember to go back to your people.  when they need you, listen and be gracious.  always be gracious.  the universe sometimes remembers things like that.

listen to new music.  link jump on youtube or related artist jump on spotify or ask the chap beside you in the cafe what their favorite band is, and listen to that.  listen to something that you don’t usually listen to.  we tend to tie up a lot of memory with music.  we are falling in love again.  the soundtrack needs to be specific to that.  

allow yourself to indulge in romantics.  press flowers in old books.  play movies with subtitles and mouth the words.  dance in your room.  wear something that makes you feel good, even if you wouldn’t wear it in public.  write your chosen family letters, even if you hand deliver them.  write poetry, even awful poetry.  revel in its awfulness.  eat dark chocolate and when your chosen family want to go out, try to go out with them sometimes, even if its just to the market.  

Currently wanting to write requests on here because of @swanimagines ,but I have never liked my writing so idk if I will

there are really hundreds of people out there writing 100k word stories about their favourite tv show characters out of pure love and passion and posting them on the internet for free so we can share that love and that frankly is what art is all about tbh

Happy Birthday hun! i know it’s kinda late coming from me but i love you so much and i hope that you had an amazing birthday! your writing and your kindness are truly unmatched and i’m so glad that one day i decided to read Kaz Brekker imagines because it brought me you!! 🖤🖤

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!

Today on 7th of May, I have been breathing on Earth for 27 years!

Ok I'll admit, I made and scheduled this post over a month prior and just have tagged more people as I remember them or have gotten new moots...

I'll be doing a birthday video mashup thing for today too as it was so fun to do last year 💞 I don't really expect gifts this year though because the new Tumblr post editor system is infuriating, but I love getting birthday wishes anyway and it's nice to babble and answer to those on camera and show you what was my reaction on your wish. (You can ask stuff too if you want me to answer them on video)

Sometimes I'd want to see my friends' reaction on their wishes/gifts from me tbh 😄

Some friends and moots who have been keeping me afloat with their messages, awesome feedback and writing (and yes I'm forgetting some people, I'm sure of it):

@supervalcsi @carolinesbookworld @cactiem @imaginesbymk @druiigg @emcon-imagines @randomfandomimagine @moonlit-imagines @murswrites @retvenkos @writseo @fanficsfromyesteryear @fangirlings-things @musicallisto @thereagles @myheartrevealed @brekkers-desigirl @sheimagineddragons @sophies-crow-club @danaewrites @dancingwith-sunflowers @benedictbridgertonss @scandalous-chaos @mirclealignr @interv4ls @x-whyareyoureadingthis-x (almost tagged your other blog but you apparently didn't see my last tag either so) @locke-writes @sunny-reys @asherhunterx @raven-is-a-writer @captainshazamerica @ellora-brekker @phantomofhogwarts @imabirrrb @writerdream22 @ajokeformur-ray @mysoftboybensolo @thedelusionreaderbitch @jae-the-menace @fanficsfromyesteryear @misssociopath @the-mechanical-angel @bey0nd-1he-stars @trfanglophile @jexnrey @animalistic0

Also some moots I haven't really interacted with (because I'm too shy to break the ice 😬) but whose writing I know I'll adore once a fic interesting to me comes across (and whose older writing I'm planning to check out properly too) and who I also know to be awesome people from seeing them interacting with other people on my dash:

@mystic-writings @desireav @thatfangirl42 @ladyvesuvia @the-and-sign-anon

stop comparing shadow and bone to game of thrones. its not game of thrones and thank god for that