Ok um... Hey again... Um quick question for the WHB players i dont mind spoilers...
How the FUCK does this??
TURN INTO THIS!??!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND HERE HOW DID WE GET HERE?? LIKE GIVE ME BACK MY ADORABLE SON PLEASE!
These are just my headcanons i know technically theyre all pan but... Come on lets have some fun with this (mainly my opinion, i do have an open mind and love all headcanons :3)
Luke is not included because hes a baby, yes typically people start think about it around 10 (which is what i like to think he is in human years) but i still dont wanna have to include it (power to you if you do but i wont :3) but he is an ally and does want to know so he doesn't offend or misgender
Ive always Imagined Lucifer to be more male leaning when it comes to preferences. For a multitude of reasons but at first to spite his father, then later on him finding hes a lot more comfortable with other guys. He will date a girl he would just prefer not to.
Hes greed, of course he has no preferences he takes what he can get. He doesnt care what youre packing. Give him love and attention and he is all over you no matter the gender.
The bigender thing was because of a fic i read and im now obsessed with the idea so
I think that he decided to fuck with people in the celestial realm by going by they/them and it just stuck. He then had a gender crisis in Devildom (poor Lucifer having to listen to two of his brothers having a gender crisis). So Lucifer had Barbatos help them find their identity. Levi realized that Demiboy fit him the most. (We thank Barbatos in unison because he saved Lucifers mental health)
For sexuality similar to Mammon, he doesn't care. Do you like anime? Will you give him love and attention? Youre perfect.
Like father, like son. Nothing else to note i literally thought it would be funny if it was the same as Lucifer didnt put much other thought into it.
Do i need to explain with his sexuality?
Now for Genderfluid. I imagine that he didnt like his angel name, for him it was way to masculine and he hated it. He didnt know why but he just did. So when his name got changed to Asmodeus because it sounded more neutral, but because of that he had a gender crisis. He was more bothersome then Levi was (who just needed a push in the right direction). I imagine that he doesnt like to be confined into one box, but he does prefer to be called girlfriend, Princess, and wife then the male/nonbinary equivalent.
If you can make him food he doesnt give less of a shit just make him food.
For the Ace spectrum I imagined him to be under that umbrella in some way. And in the game he did seem interested once he got really close to MC so it made the most sense to me
Similar to Beel on the Aroace part. Took more inspo from how he acts about MC in the game
As ive said in the gay awakening headcanon. Hes not held to the standard of having one or the other. He will date whatever he doesn't care
ok this one needs some explaining so it may be a little long. So Barbatos is seen to not show tooo much emotion so hence the Greyromantic/sexual because he does feel it he just just not a lot. (He gets confused if he thinks to hard about it)
Now for him being Trans. Its really just a personal thing that ive headcanoned that hes old af so before he transitioned he tried the whole be a man thing and enjoyed it a lot more then he thought he would. It bothered him for thousands of years then decided fuck it and transitioned. And he was a lot happier ever since. (He transitioned thousands of years before he met Diavolo)
Now him being gay... I didn't put to much thought into that I kinda just thought it would fit well for him
Simeon to me feels like he wouldnt enjoy labels, to restricting. So he just says he doesnt like to label himself but power to you if you do. Its just not his thing
Didnt put way to much thought into this, hes basically imortal so why limit himself to one gender, but he does prefer men
Similar to Diavolo with the sexuality, and they have actually dated people of all genders. (Some of them were absolutely horrendous but thats a story fot another time)
Now for the nonbinary, they never enjoyed being referd to with he/him pronouns (they still use them because they do present as masculine so they dont care about random people calling them he but people close to them know that they prefere They/them)
(Guys i love Mephistopheles sm please stop the Mephistopheles slander </3)
time for Mephisraph propaganda.
As ive said in the gay awakening headcanons. He was straight in denial then he met Mephistopheles. Boom gay awakening, found out that they prefered they them pronouns, did research, Boom Androsexual (look he really wanted Mephistopheles can you blame a guy desperately trying to make his partner comfortable, even though Mephistopheles didnt care but dont tell him that)
So after he found out that he had a more preference to masculine people. He started to question his gender after hearing Mephistopheles and Asmo talk about it. He asked Asmo about it then proceeded to have a major small gender crisis to his partner. Mephistopheles did their best to help their boyfriend through it and did eventually help him the best they could but it came with lots of praying and very late research nights
I mean... Her hair... Come on? Me and my friend had to. With bigender my friend boo came up with that so you'll have to ask him but i still love it
Note - Sorry this is super long. But again these are my headcanons i use. I do like seeing other peoples headcanons and i love seeing what people think so :3
Asmodeus : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Leviathan : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Mc: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Satan : My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Belphegor : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Mammon : Mental stability, my old friend!
Asmodeus : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
Happy Birthday Sun and Moon~
Listen. All I'm saying is Hua Cheng might be a little bit more ok with E-Ming (who is my favorite crybaby btw) going on adventures with Xie Lian if he could see out of E-Ming.
Also I'm convinced that Xie Lian gives Hua Cheng the silent treatment everytime he's too mean to E-Ming
Some DiaLuci Headcanons i have :3
- Diavolo is very much a thigh guy. He loves to lay his head in Lucifers lap and he especially loves holding Lucifers thigh. However, because he has a very strong grip he unfortunately learned the hard way that if he just grabs Lucifers thigh without warning he would get startled and he would immediately slap Diavolo freaked out. Now he gently touches his thigh then gently grabs until Lucifer taps his hand signaling to him he can grip harder.
- Diavolo is a pretty heavy sleeper, but not as heavy as Lucifer. There have been times Diavolo has had to check if his boyfriend was still alive from how heavy he sleeps.
- Diavolo loves having matching things. Matching outfits, matching nails, matching keychains anything and everything. Lucifer doesn't fully mind it, whatever makes his prince happy.
- one time Diavolo and Lucifer got into an argument Diavolo stood outside the HOL playing classical music because MC told him thats what they did in the movies. He stood out there for an hour until Lucifer walked to the front gate seeing Diavolo, the reason he didnt come out was because he was walking Cerberus and didnt even know Diavolo was over. He found it adorable and made up with him.
Probably gonna come up with more and even some incorrect quotes of them :3 (theyre my second favorite ship. Yes i know my first favorite being the most rare and my second the most popular)
I was broke so i was hesitant about pulling for this nightmare, so @booskiroo pressed the button for me... FIRST TEN PULL AND MOTHER FUCKER GOT MY HUSBAND AND SON. BOO.. BOO WHEN I GET YOU BOO (i already got him he was right next to me BUT STILL)
OMG I CAN FINALLY PLAY IT SOMEWHERE AND IT WONT DRAIN MY STORAGE ON MY PHONE I CHEER
(I didnt think it would work on my mac but im so glad it does)
Edit - ok i accidentally gave someone a panic attack with my tabs so to clarify i have a macbook and the things pinned at the bottom are the different apps i use a lot, then we have my open applications. Sorry for any stress i caused with my chaos 🥲
Man this place SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatever. Yaoi time
If I had a nickel for every red themed anime character with an evil twin whose voiced by Johnny Yong Bosch, I’d have two nickels…
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Say goodnight Say goodnight to the life and the world you knew I'm gonna follow you And I will never sing again...