BLEP~

Asmodeus: *playing with MC'S hair*

Beelzebub: *holding MC*

Belphie: *sleeping on top of MC's legs*

Mammon: *buying MC more blankets for their pile*

Leviathan: *putting in a funny movie for MC*

Lucifer: Why are you crowding MC so much?

Asmodeus: Their toxic ex tried to manipulate them into getting back together, and our dear human started to panic so we deemed this a necessary solution.

Lucifer: Then where is Satan?

Mammon: *grins* Hunting

Ok i Just watched Mignon last night and OMG im obsessed number one. And number two... Im sorry but Mignon and doc are so Dialuci coded it makes me sick

One one hand you got the darked haired twink that doesnt take care of himself half the time and is almost always worried about something. Hes cold and tries to push people away, and while he cares about the other he doesnt want to admit it. Has even been in a issue involving the other and had to choose between two hard options.

Then you have light haired the muscular boy whos absolutely obsessed with the other to an almost unhealthy amount. Would move mountains for the other and all he would have to do was ask. Hair color changes (yes that is important). Was forced into something he didnt want but its how he met the other and how hes able to see him as often as he wishes. And of course hes very clingy to the other.

Guys im so normal about all of them i cant. I fucking cant they make me physically ill and they make me ACHE.

@booskiroo gotta tag the fellow CEO of yaoi because he also agrees with me

Guys listen to them, theyre spitting straight facts

All characters done?

I just got Tumblr and im already obsessed LMAO. Heres my Nightbringer character design because im crazy and wanted to make a design for him :3 (I did this bored in class so thats why hes on messy notebook paper)

TAKE THE SWING, TOMMY

I absolutely love this idea sm, i might make a fic based off this (with permission)

Read this 😡😡😡

How the fuck did this post get so much traction 😭 im sobbing

Something random i noticed about mammons character that will bother me till the day i die.

Why

The

Fuck!

Does mammon have a belly button??

Now before you say "oh because-" NO! ANGELS ARENT BORN THEYRE SPAWNED. ITS BEEN STATED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE SWORN SIBLINGS THING. Diavolo having a belly button makes sense because he was born its been stated. But mammon doesnt

Now you can make the argument that it was to look more demon. Ok... THEN EXPLAIN WHY RAPHAEL AND SIMEON HAVE BELLY BUTTONS TOO.

(Their belly buttons to prove im not crazy... Gawd damn they have such grabbable waists)

LIKE... AHHH

how i came to this realization was looking at diavolos design for my fic cover and saw his belly button and was curious if mammon had one and now im stuck. Everyones mad at solmare ending this (i am too) meanwhile im mad about why they have belly buttons LMAO

If anyone has a headcanon or a reason please let me know so my mind can be put to ease.

Obey me characters minus Luke Gender/Sexuality Headcanons

These are just my headcanons i know technically theyre all pan but... Come on lets have some fun with this (mainly my opinion, i do have an open mind and love all headcanons :3)

Luke is not included because hes a baby, yes typically people start think about it around 10 (which is what i like to think he is in human years) but i still dont wanna have to include it (power to you if you do but i wont :3) but he is an ally and does want to know so he doesn't offend or misgender

Lucifer - Pansexual (Male leaning)

Ive always Imagined Lucifer to be more male leaning when it comes to preferences. For a multitude of reasons but at first to spite his father, then later on him finding hes a lot more comfortable with other guys. He will date a girl he would just prefer not to.

Mammon - Bisexual (no preference)/Bigender (He/she)

Hes greed, of course he has no preferences he takes what he can get. He doesnt care what youre packing. Give him love and attention and he is all over you no matter the gender.

The bigender thing was because of a fic i read and im now obsessed with the idea so

Levi - Bisexual (No preference)/Demiboy (He/they)

I think that he decided to fuck with people in the celestial realm by going by they/them and it just stuck. He then had a gender crisis in Devildom (poor Lucifer having to listen to two of his brothers having a gender crisis). So Lucifer had Barbatos help them find their identity. Levi realized that Demiboy fit him the most. (We thank Barbatos in unison because he saved Lucifers mental health)

For sexuality similar to Mammon, he doesn't care. Do you like anime? Will you give him love and attention? Youre perfect.

Satan - Pansexual (Male leaning)

Like father, like son. Nothing else to note i literally thought it would be funny if it was the same as Lucifer didnt put much other thought into it.

Asmo - Pansexual (No preference)/Genderfluid (He/she/they)

Do i need to explain with his sexuality?

Now for Genderfluid. I imagine that he didnt like his angel name, for him it was way to masculine and he hated it. He didnt know why but he just did. So when his name got changed to Asmodeus because it sounded more neutral, but because of that he had a gender crisis. He was more bothersome then Levi was (who just needed a push in the right direction). I imagine that he doesnt like to be confined into one box, but he does prefer to be called girlfriend, Princess, and wife then the male/nonbinary equivalent.

Beel - Pansexual (No preference)/Ace spec (Demisexual)

If you can make him food he doesnt give less of a shit just make him food.

For the Ace spectrum I imagined him to be under that umbrella in some way. And in the game he did seem interested once he got really close to MC so it made the most sense to me

Belphie - Pansexual (No preference)/Aroace spec (Demiromantic/sexual)

Similar to Beel on the Aroace part. Took more inspo from how he acts about MC in the game

Diavolo - Bisexual (no preference)

As ive said in the gay awakening headcanon. Hes not held to the standard of having one or the other. He will date whatever he doesn't care

Barbados - Gay/Aroace spec (Greyromantic/sexual)/Trans F→M (He/him)

ok this one needs some explaining so it may be a little long. So Barbatos is seen to not show tooo much emotion so hence the Greyromantic/sexual because he does feel it he just just not a lot. (He gets confused if he thinks to hard about it)

Now for him being Trans. Its really just a personal thing that ive headcanoned that hes old af so before he transitioned he tried the whole be a man thing and enjoyed it a lot more then he thought he would. It bothered him for thousands of years then decided fuck it and transitioned. And he was a lot happier ever since. (He transitioned thousands of years before he met Diavolo)

Now him being gay... I didn't put to much thought into that I kinda just thought it would fit well for him

Simeon - Unlabled

Simeon to me feels like he wouldnt enjoy labels, to restricting. So he just says he doesnt like to label himself but power to you if you do. Its just not his thing

Solomon - Bisexual (Slightly male leaning but mainly no preference)

Didnt put way to much thought into this, hes basically imortal so why limit himself to one gender, but he does prefer men

Mephistopheles - Pansexual (no preference)/Nonbinary(They/he)

Similar to Diavolo with the sexuality, and they have actually dated people of all genders. (Some of them were absolutely horrendous but thats a story fot another time)

Now for the nonbinary, they never enjoyed being referd to with he/him pronouns (they still use them because they do present as masculine so they dont care about random people calling them he but people close to them know that they prefere They/them)

(Guys i love Mephistopheles sm please stop the Mephistopheles slander </3)

Raphael - Androsexual/Genderfluid (He/they/she)

time for Mephisraph propaganda.

As ive said in the gay awakening headcanons. He was straight in denial then he met Mephistopheles. Boom gay awakening, found out that they prefered they them pronouns, did research, Boom Androsexual (look he really wanted Mephistopheles can you blame a guy desperately trying to make his partner comfortable, even though Mephistopheles didnt care but dont tell him that)

So after he found out that he had a more preference to masculine people. He started to question his gender after hearing Mephistopheles and Asmo talk about it. He asked Asmo about it then proceeded to have a major small gender crisis to his partner. Mephistopheles did their best to help their boyfriend through it and did eventually help him the best they could but it came with lots of praying and very late research nights

Thirteen - Bisexual (Female Leaning)/Bigender (She/him)

I mean... Her hair... Come on? Me and my friend had to. With bigender my friend boo came up with that so you'll have to ask him but i still love it

Note - Sorry this is super long. But again these are my headcanons i use. I do like seeing other peoples headcanons and i love seeing what people think so :3

Ok i should have posted that I was gonna play this game to see what Version to play because your boy needed more characters to be gay for so i saw this and went "you know what hell yeah"

Got the game and was debating downloading it on my mac. Got in the car started playing it. Clicked continue for the uncensored because mama didn't raise no bitch. Quickly closed out of it because my family has a habit of asking what im doing and looking over my shoulder. Should have taken the warning more seriously but again mama didnt raise no bitch

I'll update how things are going on sunday. Also could have sworn one character sounded like Lucifer from obey me but it could have been my obey me rotted brain

Give this man his ibuprofen dont let him suffer

friend compelled me to make this after finishing ep.3