❝ Bernadette, You Are My Liberty, I Celebrate The Day That You Changed My History! ❞ ―Eggsdolls

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

Hello please consider

Hatsune Miku is God, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is Jeusu Christ and that means that Hatsune Miku put little fetus Obi-Wan inside of a virgin MatPats tummy and Springtrap will be Joseph. Also Lin Manuel-Miranda is The Archangel Gabriel and Sans is Moses and he split the red sea and the twelve tf2 characters will be the twelve apostles (Scout, Spy, Heavy, Sniper, Demoman, Engineer, Medic, Soldier, Pyro, Miss Pauling, The Administrator, Merasmus (Merasmus is Judas)) and Dr. Doofenschmirtz is Satan

This is gonna go in museums one day

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Something Something Ricky Potts

What if i made the creacher MORE of a creacher

won't you tell me at last who I am

They’re even more doomed now.

season 4 in a nutshell

Based on this trend

“I’m a Virgo” “I’m a Capricorn” well I am the wind twisting and turning I give the fire enough to stay burning???

whoopsies,, i made an apocalypse timeline 🤪