I'm Not Sick Now I Get To Go Back To Working On My Hoenn Champion Villian Au

something's off about brendan's house... is that..rocks that i see?

Ah, home sweet home

no mercy

!

The amount of Stevenposting (and by extension, Metagrossposting) official Pokemon accounts have been doing ever since pride month June started is... suspicious, to say at least

Now we only need a seemingly innocent Wallace promotion post to complete the collection. Hey Pokemon marketing team do your job

let's be real it's ridiculous that a ten year old is always being sent to save the world from literal gods

so this makes way more sense

Minor Emerald au

Instead of May being sent to face Groudon, Kyogre/summon Rayquaza. It's Wallace. Not that May wasn't going to - but Wallace, despite fate and destiny. He can't send a 10 year old to go face down gods.

Even more so when he wasn't able to intervene with Aqua and Magma before it came to such events.

(yes, he does likely snatch the red/blue orbs. Probably gets a little bit fucked up from em. A mark of what shouldn't have been, but was so anyways. Maybe.)

I want this to be an actual poll, so I'm gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!

AHHhhhHhHhHhH

not the steven and wallace

it is too perfect

this is a lovely collection <3

i dont think ive ever shown/talked about my collection of stuff on here so heres some of it :D yayyy!!

uhh, quick note. Originshipping is the shipping of the two champions of Hoenn: Steven Stone and Wallace.

Originalshipping is Red/Blue

*I still ship originalshipping*

Congratulations, Emmet!

You have been named the Best Train Conductor of All Time!

Wallace, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed to be the king of all of the ducks.

Diantha: I would, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.

oh yeah lets go my *totally* unique pfp is a god awful cook

*sigh*