SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!

update: i made it, the live was good i survived by watching markipliers entire FNAF series *again* and im pretty sure i fell asleep at some point? im ready to just pass out and sleep all day

casually dying while waiting the six hours and nine minutes till Phil’s live because i happen to live in austrailia and 8pm for them is 5am for me… yay

its 10:34 at night, i am now snorting and cry-laughing silently because this man is a comical genius

want to know where the hell i was for the first half of this year? this is the story of the time i failed to run a marathon

ITS 12AM BITCHES I MADE IT! only... 5 more hours... (*´-`)

whats up and on this weeks edition of: Staying Up Till Phils live: doing alright, took like a 10 minute nap to recharge ate some chocolate and its 5 to 12 and im pretty proud of myself

I put my glasses on my head to rub my eyes, but only after I rubbed my eyes for like 2 seconds I was like, “Where the hell are my glasses?” And proceeded to search my entire desk before realising they were on my head

this thread absolutely killed me

The season for baring your soul.

Hello everyone. 

Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.

As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.

MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress

A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.

MY SOUL Nail Polish

Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.

MY SOUL Scented Candle

A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.

However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.

- Dan

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we were doing a figurative language lesson on onomatopoeias today, i straight up said, m i c r o w a v e what have i become?

A year with out uploading he comes back by giving so many people the god damn courage to exist. I’m so proud of Dan and I can’t count how many times I cried watching that video, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us

my life is complete

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AGAIN TO JAMES BAXTER

I identify as a huge inconvenience to the world