I Really Want Dan And Phil To Do Something Special For October 19th, It Is Afterall, 10 Years Since Dan

my life is complete

we were doing a figurative language lesson on onomatopoeias today, i straight up said, m i c r o w a v e what have i become?

The season for baring your soul.

Hello everyone. 

Preface for the blog: Tonight I proudly present what for the time being is my penultimate drop. Whilst for many online personalities designing merch is a valid creative project all on its own, as someone who is known principally for their comedy content I personally feel like my merch should more often be in support of the other things I make (don’t want to go full Rihanna lmao no shade). There was an exciting project I’ve long been working on, originally planned to release this October, but sometimes things don’t go as ideally planned (c’est la vie) so these last two collections in the making many moons ago will be my last for now. However I am particularly passionate about these new things, having worked on some for almost two years and I hope they can bring you as much joy as they did to me creating them.

As the nights grow longer along with the clothing we wrap around ourselves, I introduce three treasured items to help you embrace your inner truth - the MY SOUL collection.

MY SOUL Black Hoodie Dress

A super-long black hoodie with black embroidery. A statement to share your spirit with the world. Functions as an oversized layer or a dress by itself - with hidden pockets for convenience.

MY SOUL Nail Polish

Pure Matte Black nail polish. If it isn’t so dark it absorbs light, it isn’t right.

MY SOUL Scented Candle

A black scented candle in black glass in a black box - with notes of dark spices, amber and wood. The comforting aroma of the hole where your heart should be.

However you spend these dark days I hope these items satiate your spirit and that you are well. I hope to share more of myself and good news with you all soon. Thank you.

- Dan

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I put my glasses on my head to rub my eyes, but only after I rubbed my eyes for like 2 seconds I was like, “Where the hell are my glasses?” And proceeded to search my entire desk before realising they were on my head

this thread absolutely killed me

its a draw my life... an updated draw my life...

Rey and Ben Solo in the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

i r e a l l y need to sleep ffs ive switched albums four times from harry styles to tøp to dodie and to shuffle on my playlist, not to mention that ive cried over billie eilishs ocean eyes than the second that ended had a pleasant fucking bop to troye sivan what even is my life anymore honestly?

its 10:34 at night, i am now snorting and cry-laughing silently because this man is a comical genius

want to know where the hell i was for the first half of this year? this is the story of the time i failed to run a marathon

I got a laptop today! now I can properly browse through tumblr!!