Walmartkeeboplushie - Some Logical Plushie

If you don't give enough of a shit, you can use names instead of actual verbs and it can still make sense, for instance "I will Teruteru your ass if you keep that up"

i see no one knows about the ice cream lesbians

I realize this is the nerdiest pet peeve ever, but I get so weird about people mixing up telepathy and telekinesis.

Like, I’m a big ole etymology nerd, so the difference seems super clear to me, but just in case anyone doesn’t know:

Telepathy: ability to psychically connect to the minds of others, from the greek pathos, for emotion or feeling

Telekinesis: ability to move shit with your brain, from the greek kinesis for movement

This has been a PSA from your friendly neighborhood autism creature begging everyone to stop saying “telepathically levitated”

I'll bet someone on the team was like "Alright guys, we need some art for Wilson's Manor, anyone got any ideas?" And one dev just suggested their cat and everyone just ran with it

Ngl, Wilson has a pretty good taste in art for his manor

Like look at this:

It's lovely.

Guess who is so scared to ever ask for help

Me, sitting on a White House Aide’s shoulder: Just do it. Slip a pre-emptive pardon for Luigi Mangione into the pile of executive orders to be signed. You know he doesn’t read them. Just do it, it’ll be so funny.

how to clean your room: a step-by-step guide

Step 1:

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Step 2:

your room.

attack.

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