To All The People Who Point Out The Url Of One-time-i-dreamt In Any Way, You Are MY Hero

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

If you don’t finish this essay I will

Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will

I thought the third one read "Because you're about to be dead." Idk how I added a word

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

No one believes that young people know what they're talking about. I remember talking to my mom about something I learned in my government class and her telling me I was wrong. Even though I'd just learned it in my high school education, she refused to believe that she was wrong. The older generation, when confronted with information contrasting to their own, would rather believe they are right than admit they are wrong and learn new information that changes their viewpoint. My mom is a Democrat as well, she's better than lots of people her age, but she still believes in her own superiority

I have never seen a more perfect example of silent agony

You know she had to do it to ‘em

green dad is moved

Nuggets and fries is just the unhealthy version of chicken and rice