Y’all where’s my damn flowers
A few months ago I mentioned to my friend that she should buy her boyfriend flowers because more men should get flowers from their partner and she did it today and apparently he was shaking from excitement and emotions because he’s never recieved flowers before. So, anyway, get yo man some flowers.
With all the children Bruce Wayne takes under his wing (pun intended) I like to headcanon that at least one of them is totally against being a hero. They support their father and many siblings, of course, but they'd rather be Alfred's protégé than Batman's
one-time-i-dreamt is from croatia??
I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
If he gets mortally injured, there are some EMTs who have an opportunity to do something very funny
The law allows any medical provider or insurer to deny care based on "ethical, moral, or religious beliefs."
WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE I REPEAT WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE
Family gathering.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them first…
Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT
I don’t know how else to describe what you’re gonna see here, it’s just random stuff
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