Almost Every Post I've Seen In The Past Like, Two Days Has Been This Man Talking About The Dragon Prince.

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

This is gonna sound stupid as hell which why I'm saying this here instead of a social media platform where I am identifiable. But ladies if you take a photo where your stomach is showing don't suck in your gut.

Logically speaking it's easy to tell, you're not fooling anyone. Emotionally speaking, let your tummy tub stick out, your tum tum is cute and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Ah but you forgot this anime, where this dude wears a dress because he said he would if his friend didn’t get asked to this dance. And almost immediately afterward she and him plus 2 of their other friends went into an awesome dance routine

really love men in dresses but so much ‘anime men in dresses’ art seems to do it as a humiliation thing w the dude being all embarrassed and that’s not what im here for man. that’s not what I want. dudes confidently wearing dresses and looking baller is the good content.

one-time-i-dreamt is from croatia??

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

I think if women keep saying "fuck all men" then men should be allowed to say "women ain't shit" because equality

Chopsticks are just wooden tweezers for food

Sorry but the “its” is correct actually. “It’s” stands for it is, “its” is possessive

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

Fuck it, need some luck

DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11