This Is Gonna Sound Stupid As Hell Which Why I'm Saying This Here Instead Of A Social Media Platform

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

don't judge a show/movie by its Netflix description

The fact that men, at one point, thought weightlifting and muscles were only for men, and now at least half of young men want a woman that can beat their ass is so funny to me

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

Y’all know how you’re mind sometimes does the thing, where you think of something and then it changes it to something bad but now you can’t stop thinking about it? Yeah my mind just changed cream of wheat to cream of meat

I don't like Taylor swift

"Oh so you don't like female artists?"

On the contrary, Taylor Swift doesn't like female artists

He said, "Let's split up gang" at the worst possible times

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

the world may be total shit but i feel blessed to have existed during the same time as avatar the last airbender

#as someone who just had the best post of their entire time on tumblr, yes

Wake up it's time to get blocked and reported