One Thing Thing On This Site That Never Fails To Make Me Laugh Is Whenever Someone Goes "...you (or I),

With all the children Bruce Wayne takes under his wing (pun intended) I like to headcanon that at least one of them is totally against being a hero. They support their father and many siblings, of course, but they'd rather be Alfred's protégé than Batman's

I have never seen a more perfect example of silent agony

play this at my wedding or funeral I don’t care where but just plAY IT

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

Anytime I play a game like that, say Skyrim, I always thought that the animal just ate the gold because they thought it was food. If it was big like a frostbite spider or bear I thought they had random stuff because it’s what a person had on them when the animal ate them

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

Probably one of my greatest accomplishments during quarantine is pitching the idea to my mom (a teacher) for her school to operate like Japanese schools where the kids stay in one class and teachers rotate when they reopen. I animeified my mom's school

What the hell did I just watch? 

If a mass amount of people come out as pansexual and demisexual, would it be called a pandemic?

Chopsticks are just wooden tweezers for food

I don't like Taylor swift

"Oh so you don't like female artists?"

On the contrary, Taylor Swift doesn't like female artists