Anytime I Play A Game Like That, Say Skyrim, I Always Thought That The Animal Just Ate The Gold Because

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

It really was

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

Amish people really said feck doing dishes

Possibly the most fascinating thing on all of Wikipedia: The table of which technologies are allowed by different Amish communities

the world may be total shit but i feel blessed to have existed during the same time as avatar the last airbender

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

He said, "Let's split up gang" at the worst possible times

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

Hey can someone find the bootlicker photo that I've seen on here before? It's like, the bald guy and the boot is like, steel toed. Trying to send it to a "friend"

But is the horse in a hospital?

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE