Hey Can Someone Find The Bootlicker Photo That I've Seen On Here Before? It's Like, The Bald Guy And

Why does everyone know Texas? Like, of all the states why that one?

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

EA (Sports, to the game)

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let’s see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

The fact that men, at one point, thought weightlifting and muscles were only for men, and now at least half of young men want a woman that can beat their ass is so funny to me

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

Fuck it, need some luck

But is the horse in a hospital?

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

I only drink juices that describe me

Y’all realize that dude totally stole that idea right?

Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion