But Is The Horse In A Hospital?

Your worst fucking nightmare

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

don't judge a show/movie by its Netflix description

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins

It really was

Welcome to my shop, can I get ya anything?

Ah but you forgot this anime, where this dude wears a dress because he said he would if his friend didn’t get asked to this dance. And almost immediately afterward she and him plus 2 of their other friends went into an awesome dance routine

really love men in dresses but so much ‘anime men in dresses’ art seems to do it as a humiliation thing w the dude being all embarrassed and that’s not what im here for man. that’s not what I want. dudes confidently wearing dresses and looking baller is the good content.

This is gonna sound stupid as hell which why I'm saying this here instead of a social media platform where I am identifiable. But ladies if you take a photo where your stomach is showing don't suck in your gut.

Logically speaking it's easy to tell, you're not fooling anyone. Emotionally speaking, let your tummy tub stick out, your tum tum is cute and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Probably one of my greatest accomplishments during quarantine is pitching the idea to my mom (a teacher) for her school to operate like Japanese schools where the kids stay in one class and teachers rotate when they reopen. I animeified my mom's school

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

When Michael Phelps gets turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey