I Think One Of My Biggest Flexes In Life Is That When I Was A Kid, I Went To Church With The Twins From

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

I watch football and I still don’t know what’s going on here

Someone who doesnt watch football explain whats going on here

Ah but you forgot this anime, where this dude wears a dress because he said he would if his friend didn’t get asked to this dance. And almost immediately afterward she and him plus 2 of their other friends went into an awesome dance routine

really love men in dresses but so much ‘anime men in dresses’ art seems to do it as a humiliation thing w the dude being all embarrassed and that’s not what im here for man. that’s not what I want. dudes confidently wearing dresses and looking baller is the good content.

Who's gonna tell him?

is this orange or yellow.

Grover and Percy

Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintences

It extends a bit longer then you think bud, I was in middle school from 2012 to 2015 and those two words infuriate me.

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

You not allowed in there anymore?

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

Glad he got help

My hyperfixation is throwing steak knives at the other students during recess

You mean swamp thing?

You know what’s wild?

Your body- like, the one you’re existing as? Your mind prison?- it’s not a wholly independant entity. It’s an ecosystem. You’re a bog that’s self-aware

Quick, reblog this post with the best and/or worst pick up lines you know