Quick, Reblog This Post With The Best And/or Worst Pick Up Lines You Know

I am a spectator of the lives I most want to be a part of, and a bystander to my own inability to continually interact with them

you want to help stop tumblr from murdering itself? here's how!

click this link and go to the support page, then click "contact support"

click on the category list and click on feedback

now you need to tell staff WHY putting in an algorithm will cause the site to fucking die, and be sure to be detailed and not a dick in it. theyre not gonna listen to feedback calling them assholes

viola, if @staff listens, we'll be fine

i encourage you to reblog this so we can get as many people leaving feedback as humanly possible. we need to let staff know this is an utterly terrible idea

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

Me: *gets something from Starbucks for my gf that I think she'll like but am not sure of and surprises her with it*

Her: *likes it*

Me: yay! I did a good job in boyfriend. This is something both possible to achieve, and perfectly normal to want

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

green dad is moved

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins

Hey can someone find the bootlicker photo that I've seen on here before? It's like, the bald guy and the boot is like, steel toed. Trying to send it to a "friend"

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

First pic is Blathers in the field, second is Blathers in the museum

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this