First Pic Is Blathers In The Field, Second Is Blathers In The Museum

Family gathering.

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

You just KNOW that the entire class started talking and laughing as soon as that guy said "I have a question for you" because OF COURSE it's HIM who has a question

lil matt damon SNAPPED

Hey I didn't want to take away from all these good additions but I'd like to point out another YA dystopian series where the government is actually bad (essentially I'm answering tanginerinefemme's challenge). The first book is called Legend (series simply named the Legend series), and it's written by Marie Lu (a poc women author)! Legend has a lot cliches in it including a love triangle, although it's not as centralised as other series like twilight. The romance of the story is very prevalent, but it adds to the book because the first mc comes from a poor background and the second mc comes from a rich one.

A basic synopsis of the book, the US has split into two countries and are at war. Day (first mc) is a criminal who goes against the corrupt Republic of America. He becomes the prime suspect when June's (second mc) brother is murdered, and she is sent to find and arrest him. I recently reread them and noticed that the two separate America's each represent an extreme of the current American system. The one that most of the story takes place in is centric to the military, and the other is centralized around capitalism. In general it tackles a lot of issues and has many underlying themes, and it's just a great series, I highly suggest it

not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games

To all the people who point out the url of one-time-i-dreamt in any way, you are MY hero

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

I was thinking about the DM is God thing, but also consider: the people are characters being played by the angels like David AND of course Satan is there too

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years