I Watch Football And I Still Don’t Know What’s Going On Here

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

sideways scene (x)

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

Bsh I have to drive to my dads house once a month and it’s 4 hours!

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

He said, "Let's split up gang" at the worst possible times

okay, 

scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ 

shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’

velma said ‘’jinkies’’

daphne said ‘’jeepers’’

what did fred say

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Probably one of my greatest accomplishments during quarantine is pitching the idea to my mom (a teacher) for her school to operate like Japanese schools where the kids stay in one class and teachers rotate when they reopen. I animeified my mom's school

In the year 2022, there are three of the same number, that won't happen again until 2111