Walrusspartan - Stuff

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But is the horse in a hospital?

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

I have never seen a more perfect example of silent agony

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

I am riveted by the implication taste is determined by SHAPE (of a molecule), is that really how that works?? What is the shape of bitter? A decahedron? What about the other tastes??? Sweet has to be like, a hexagon, right?

When Michael Phelps gets turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey

I was thinking about the DM is God thing, but also consider: the people are characters being played by the angels like David AND of course Satan is there too

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.