EA (Sports, To The Game)

Posts you read as you scroll past but immediately go back to cuz it's actually kinda funny

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My grandma won a chili cook off three years in a row by doing this with Wendy's chili

Shoebill looks like a stork on steroids

why are birds so cursed

fuck marry kill: Pete Davidson, Harry Styles, Timothee Chalamet

Kill myself

To those who are fans of MARVEL…Stan needs our help…please watch the video and spread the word!

What started off as a small lie, but snowballed into “this is my life now”?

My freshman year of college I was walking around campus when a very friendly looking girl waved at me. I’m awkward, so of course I waved back. The next week, the same thing.

This began the weirdest saga of my life.

For the next two years, we greeted each other as old friends every time we came across the other. She knew my name (somehow?), I never could figure hers out and it was WAY too late to ask. I just pretended I knew who she was and why she knew me.

Finally, I joined the honors program and entered my classes for my thesis. Who should be in this class but mystery girl! I was horrified. I wouldn’t be able to pass it off anymore.

First day of class we are all sitting there chatting and she greets me by name, again. I had finally learned her name from attendance, thank God. Someone asks, finally, “oh, so do you two know each other? Where’d you meet?”

Silence.

I stare at her. She stares at me. Finally she breaks down wailing. “I don’t know! I don’t know, okay, we’ve just been waving at each other for two years and it was too late to ask!”

Shes standing in my wedding next spring as one of my bridesmaids and very best friends.

Hey can someone find the bootlicker photo that I've seen on here before? It's like, the bald guy and the boot is like, steel toed. Trying to send it to a "friend"

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

Random person said, "hey, you want to be friends?".

I didn't think much of it so I was like, "sure."

And then they fecking said, "snap?" And I was like oh sheet are they serious right now? Is this actually happening? Then the game ended so I pressed replay to see if they were there and they were gone

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye