HEY GUYS!!

His name is actually Mario "Jumpman" Mario

Again, Kimmy asks the important questions.

What started off as a small lie, but snowballed into “this is my life now”?

My freshman year of college I was walking around campus when a very friendly looking girl waved at me. I’m awkward, so of course I waved back. The next week, the same thing.

This began the weirdest saga of my life.

For the next two years, we greeted each other as old friends every time we came across the other. She knew my name (somehow?), I never could figure hers out and it was WAY too late to ask. I just pretended I knew who she was and why she knew me.

Finally, I joined the honors program and entered my classes for my thesis. Who should be in this class but mystery girl! I was horrified. I wouldn’t be able to pass it off anymore.

First day of class we are all sitting there chatting and she greets me by name, again. I had finally learned her name from attendance, thank God. Someone asks, finally, “oh, so do you two know each other? Where’d you meet?”

Silence.

I stare at her. She stares at me. Finally she breaks down wailing. “I don’t know! I don’t know, okay, we’ve just been waving at each other for two years and it was too late to ask!”

Shes standing in my wedding next spring as one of my bridesmaids and very best friends.

If I'm ever in a sexual situation and the other person says "who's your daddy" I will completely ruin the mood by replying with "a piece of shit" and pouting

Y’all know how you’re mind sometimes does the thing, where you think of something and then it changes it to something bad but now you can’t stop thinking about it? Yeah my mind just changed cream of wheat to cream of meat

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

why did i just open up tumblr to a bunch of rat memes?

I lived in New Mexico for a long time and the Navajo didn't really swing the state, though they certainly helped and won the areas they're in! I just thought I'd point out that NM is a minority majority state, what that means is the federal minority population is actually a majority of the population in the state.

About 57% of NM's population is Latinx, pretty much all coming from Mexico. Realistically, they are the main reason for NM voting blue, although the state voted blue in the last election as well. Anyways all this is just to say don't forget about our Latinx voters, they're super important! Regardless of that though, op's point still stands, def thank the Navajo nation!

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

First pic is Blathers in the field, second is Blathers in the museum

stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this