Fishies!

disco elysium ability to cause disco elysium-esque events to happen in real life to the people who engage with it is one of the great achievements of the video game medium.

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

*trapped in trolls cave, weaving under their oversized rudimentary furniture while they chase me down*

troll with cockney british accent: maybe we'll boil em... mash em... puttem in a stew, let him roast in 'es own juices.... my belly's rumblin just thinkin bout it!

other troll in a normal white guy voice: Oh Ooh maybe we could try a little quinoa salad

negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

Here it is! the whole clown car, and I labelled them in this one for the people who were asking for it :) sorry they aren't in the order they're in in-game but i have a vision

I love clown

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some cats

if we work together, we can finally make body horror that is Truly weird

*tied to a chair,.spitting up blood* heh..... youre gonna need to brush my teeth a little harder than THAT to get information out of me

I'm not like the other shrimp

i think i got the major ones