Wilson Said That And House Actually Listened And Did It Then They Had So Much Great Time Bowling

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

guys,,,, wilsons ambidextrous??

saw someone mention divorced hilson and i was offended for like 1.4 seconds until i realized they'd probably have nastier and freakier and more desperate and way more frequent sex after getting divorced

Yaoi <3

I love it when two characters are completely and utterly obsessed with each other to an unhealthy degree. Utter devotion to the point of insanity. To the point the lines blur as to what the nature of their relationship even is. Romantic? Platonic? Sexual? Familial? Professional? All and none of the above, somehow. They can’t exist without each other. Being together is making them both worse. They would watch each other sleep in bed at night every night if they could. They are literally always thinking about each other. They would kill and die for each other. They resent each other. Even seperating them isn't going to fix the situation at this point. They permanently live inside each other.

Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."

*does this to you*