What I Think Will Happen If I Message My Mutuals

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

House and Wilson are literally that one post where a guy calls out his boyfriend's friend saying that they were unhealthily close only for the boyfriend to walk in and spit his drink into said friend's mouth

hes so babygirl in this sweatshirt

i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic

rb and tag where your name's from

house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)

house and wilson r extra cool cus they represent the subset of male bisexuals who prefer women but still ended up together anyway due to unrelated reasons (shared mental illness)

Now I finally know why they were made for each other, because they're both idiots

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i love you amber volakis