house and wilson are definitely order-takeout-on-the-couch besties but whenever they do go out to eat together, house always holds wilson's hand the entire time and informs their servers that this is their anniversary dinner so he can get free dessert. wilson only argued about it the first few times and then gave up because whatever ok he wants free dessert too!! sometimes they even get champagne!! then one day at lunch wilson is just super preoccupied with looking over a file or something so his brain goes into anniversary-dinner-mode the moment house sits down across from him and wilson holds his hand out of muscle memory while reading and house silently lets him bc he's waiting for wilson to realize what he's doing and be horrified (wilson doesn't realize until they're walking out, still holding hands, and he stops in the middle of the busy hallway and goes wait honey what about dessert??) (then he gets in trouble with HR for saying public sexual euphemisms at work)
every few weeks i show my friends a picture of some man in the 90s and ask how i can look like that and then they tell me to take testosterone and then i say hmmmm and then every 3 months i tell them all im probably trans but will do absolutely nothing about it and they go ok . and then the cycle repeats forever until i die
at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
he’s so pretty i hope nothing horrifically ironic for his profession happens to him
a wip from a fic y'all aren't gonna see for a while that's going to be excessively long and full of nonsexual intimacy and soft domming. yippee
All y'all talking bout some 'Wilson is not a freak Wilson cannot dom'
HAVE YOU WATCHED THE SHOW
He has got House on a LEASH, he walks that man like a DOG. 'Oh House uses him for money' You ever consider that maybe Wilson is just his sugar daddy. Likeee, maybe he wants to treat his boo. WHENEVER Wilson ignores House that's old sad man turns into a kicked, glassy eyed kitten vro.
been chilling doing fuck all. tell me, do i look fly?
not an oldmanfucker but i'm an ally and i assume house with glasses is like irresistible to u people so here. tokens of my appreciation
jae. 32. any pronouns. autistic lesbian. will babygirl (verb) any old man.
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